Saturday, April 30, 2011

Dammit!

Guess who's not going to wear this shirt in public anymore? Hint: it starts with “m” and rhymes with “pee.”

As much as I pride myself on a stellar lineup of fancy shirts, and as proud as I was that Yankee closer Mariano Rivera wore one that I own a couple years back, I dreaded that the over-the-top, gay, drama queen character Cameron on “Modern Family,” who always wears shirts by the same designer as me, would someday have on one I owned. And for two seasons, he didn’t.

Until now. It's all yours, Goodwill.