Wednesday, December 21, 2011

New York, I’m Gonna Be Inside You Tonight.

It was foolproof: put Jennifer Lopez in a Fiat on the streets of the Bronx, and that little automotive biscotti would just fly off the shelves. But then it was revealed that Jenny From the Block used a body double to shoot her ads – so she wouldn't have to actually return to the icky old Bronx, where the commercials were set.

Well I’m a braver man than you, JLo, and flying to New York this morning to stay with my mom for the next ten days.

I’ll be taking the blog with me, so you all can drop by every day and catch up with me in the city that always reeks.