Wednesday, November 23, 2011

This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

  • (ABOVE) For some, it’s the name of a sandwich. For others, a motivational phrase on a post-it in an underwear drawer.
  • Ladies, do not let the song “Do They Know It’s Christmas” deter you from finishing your snack of that yogurt that makes you poop.
  • Is it just me, or does the cops’ orange pepper spray give you a hankerin’ for huevos rancheros? #OccupyMyTummy
  • Commercial break during Regis’ final episode. Time to change Frank Gifford’s diaper.
  • Right now, a crew is working feverishly to get the Gold Bond Medicated Powder smell out of the studio. #HappyRetirementRegis
  • If the guy who just swiped my credit card at Jiffy Lube is going for the Rosie O’Donnell look, bullseye, my friend.

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