My friends don’t celebrate Thanksgiving; they side with the Native Americans. And the turkey too – they’re vegetarians.I kid. But I don’t kid about all the people, places and things that make my blog possible each year. My sincere thanks go out to:
- Blizzard rage
- Sitting next to the Six Million Dollar Man
- Acting facility bathrooms
- Hairy Jews
- Jerkoffs who wear costumes to auditions
- $17,500 bottles of champagne
- Notes on jalopies
- Four years without a Patriots playoff win
- The best bathroom keys in all of LA
- Calling dudes the C-word
- Michael Bolton’s softball hitting instruction video
- Dyslexic billboard hanger-guy
- X-rays of my middle finger
- Deep fried Kool-Aid
- White Kanye West
- 100 Chicken McNuggets
- Fast street-crossing old women
- Fog-free freezer doors
- Do-not-shave ultimatums
- Betty’s House Cleaning and José’s
