If you don’t have the cash or the time to do something charitable these days, you can still give blood. I did it Saturday, and I do it every eight weeks. Takes only 20 minutes, followed by Keebler treats and the ability to get drunk really quickly… On the other hand, buying a ticket to see Carson Palmer play for the Raiders should officially count as a charitable donation… To the cute girl in line at Ralph’s: the guy wearing non-matching sweats and flip-flops was actually my clone… SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS WEEK’S “BOARDWALK EMPIRE”: until last night, you couldn’t give me one good reason to ever move back to New York, but I would for a role on this show. Scalp a man on TV, and I’m packing my shit tonight.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Weekend Recap.
If you don’t have the cash or the time to do something charitable these days, you can still give blood. I did it Saturday, and I do it every eight weeks. Takes only 20 minutes, followed by Keebler treats and the ability to get drunk really quickly… On the other hand, buying a ticket to see Carson Palmer play for the Raiders should officially count as a charitable donation… To the cute girl in line at Ralph’s: the guy wearing non-matching sweats and flip-flops was actually my clone… SPOILER ALERT IF YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THIS WEEK’S “BOARDWALK EMPIRE”: until last night, you couldn’t give me one good reason to ever move back to New York, but I would for a role on this show. Scalp a man on TV, and I’m packing my shit tonight.
