This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• (ABOVE) The hideous exterior and 30 mph in a 65 mph zone were confirmation enough, hippie.
• If the New York Jets don’t start winning, I’m spending my Sundays with the alternative to the National Football League. #LeagueOfWomenVoters
• Royal Caribbean Cruises has a new “we’re our own nation so do what you want” ad. That's right, husbands looking to toss your wives off a boat.
• Coldstone now has cupcakes. See you all at my intervention.
• I now notice text messages that arrive green instead of the new iCloud blue. #JudgeAManByTheColorOfHisText #iRacist
• If almond butter is so good for you, why’d I hurt my wrist opening the jar? #ToldYouSo