Wednesday, October 5, 2011

As You Wish.

I’ll sign anything you put in front of me. (Shout-out, kidney patients!) But the above document is arguably the oddest I’ve thing I've ever signed.

Granted, I love not shaving, but I’ve never been legally bound to stay scruffy. That’s the look the folks at the NFL on FOX want, and I respect that. Ultimatums are key. Basically nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.


Rich said...

Congrats on your commercial!

Matt Shevin said...

Thanks Rich!