This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• I call the above pic “eco-racist.”
• Hurt my hand last night. So children, old ladies and cops, if it looks like I'm giving you the middle finger – yes, yes I am.
• Finally, a woman who sings along with “Living On a Prayer” every time it's played in a bar.
• Took a carpool this morning to my writing assignment. #FirstTimeSinceHebrewSchool
• New career objective: Asian firecracker-lighter in a Boogie Nights drug dealer's living room.
• Received spam for a boner pill that said I could improve my “item.” #Britishy