This three-day-old piglet was so cute I didn’t have the heart to tell him just 50 feet fifty away his cousin was deep-fried and covered in chocolate.
For his next trick, this dude is going to make a young boy’s virginity disappear.
Damn right I walked around gnawing on this beast. I highly recommend everyone spend a little time being King Shit.
And it’s official: I'll be dead or riding a Rascal scooter within a year.
Talk about your one-stop shopping – the aforementioned Rascal scooter, at your service.
Religion – now on a par with teriyaki chicken samples at Costco.