This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• I’ve sent anti-Semitic texts to a random chicks every day for the past five years. #TheRealBachelor #AnthonyWeinerStyle
• Churches could fast-track that gay-to-straight conversion thing with the sights, sounds and smells of the men’s locker room at Bally Fitness.
• And speaking of immersion therapy, I’m going to a baby shower tomorrow.
• In the song “Danger Zone,” Kenny Loggins grasp of aeronautics is really kinda sketchy.
• Amtrak billboard on the 405 Freeway says “Kids Ride Unrestrained.” #threatreceived
• Sylvester Stallone got inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame for Rocky? I’m now awaiting your call, Boner Pill Infomercial board.