A theory: watching a football game with your father is equivalent to three hugs and five I love yous.
But if your dad is not the football-watching type – and is more of a “confirmed bachelor” – you gotta go another route. This jukebox is in the living room of a home used to shoot a commercial I was in. It's owned by singer Neil Sedaka’s son Marc, and while I’m not sure what kind of relationship they have, I suppose all I had to do was look inside the jukebox. If one of dad’s songs was in there: good relationship. If not: tension.
One more, semi-related theory: for a guy, piercing your right ear means “gay,” while piercing your left ear also means “gay.”