• (ABOVE) Why put that thing in the water when you can just tow it around town and babes will follow you home?
• Did the Rapture include Ralphs Supermarket running out of cheese samples? Because that just happened.
• Day four of my neighbors’ wet clothes still sitting in the washing machine. #OurLongNationalNightmareContinues
• Women who say their cat is "just like a dog!" #PurgingFriendsOnFacebook
• Damn, I’m gonna miss American Idol. #MyAccountHasBeenHacked
