Once Again, Real Casting Notices I’ve Seen This Week.

• Male leg amputee. Must be comfortable with amputation being a focus of the sketch.
• If you love your puppet or stuffed animal... a little too much... and have been criticized because of it, we want to hear from YOU!!! If you can't leave the house without it or can't talk to other people without talking through the stuffed animal or puppet, we want to hear from YOU!! Thanks!!
• Be a judge on “America's Bottom Model.”
• Looking for a woman who will walk in with her friends and order food. She will be asked to eat naked. She will take the question the wrong way and strip off her clothes.
• YOU SHOULD BE DRUNK AND HOMELESS - OVER THE TOP - DRUNK AND HOMELESS STEREOTYPE.
• Please be gay or be able to convincingly pass as a gay male. We want you to be a bit more on the feminine side. Flamboyant is fine too. Will have lines so please be comfortable with lines. Will also need to be comfortable taking off your shirt. THERE IS NO NUDITY AT ALL AFTERALL WE ARE A CHURCH but you will need to start unbuttoning your shirt in part of the scene and WILL ALSO NEED TO BE COMFORTABLE hugging another guy to IMPLY a sexual situation.
• Must be a hot sexy man who in order to live the high life seeks money and expensive gifts from rich/wealthy or powerful women. Equivalent to a gigolo or boytoy. Must have class.