This Week In @mattshevin Tweets.

• Nice attempt to use the carpool lane, hippie.
• Guy at my gym working out in softball cleats. Because you need wicked traction when you’re getting to first base with the babes.
• Hypothetical question: if one hooked up with a racing fan, he couldn't knock her up if she was already pregnant, right? #LongBeachGrandPrix
• A-list treatment for me today before my haircut: got my hair washed by a white girl.
• The politician that emailed the pic of Obama's face on a chimp said she's an "imperfect Christian." Of course – she believes in evolution.
• Driving through West Hollywood. A store is selling something called "cocksox." Some things remain best ungoogled.