Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors… And A Response.

• And I can’t stress this enough: never shush a one-testicled billionaire.
• I would never violate international law for a man who disgraced the badge. But I once cut the tag off a mattress for my Aunt Esther.
• If you want to get to know someone, loan him some money.
• So if someone were to have started wearing a diaper in his 30s, it would be a bad thing? Asking for a friend.
• Trying to break up with a woman at an Italian restaurant truly is wrong. Your best bet is Cuban food.

And the response:

• Hey Matt – great job on that scene, and thanks for the heads up about the Cuban food. I'll know to be worried if my husband ever takes me...