Yesterday, my Upright Citizens Brigade improv class had its graduation show. It was my third graduation in less than a year, which is three more than Bill Cosby has ever had.It’s utterly confounding that Bill would insist upon listing himself as “Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr.” in the opening credits of “The Cosby Show.” The doctorate was honorary, given to him during one of his precious college graduation speeches. You’re no doctor, dude. Unless… there’s a doctorate given for being the biggest pussy hound in all of Hollywood, and fathering illegitimate kids. In that case you’re Stephen effin’ Hawking.
Oh yeah – my graduation show. It was excellent. You shoulda been there.
