
Rather than dress in animal costumes on the slopes like these attention whores, my friends are more the types to choke these guys with their own animal costumes.

This gorgeous shot, taken from our SUV at 80 mph, is not only fitting of my first iPhone photo gallery, but a reason to dig out my old Blackberry and smash it with a club hammer.

Winning.

Talk about your cinematic injustices – first
The Town gets snubbed by the Academy, then this DVD of
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 winds up in the $2.99 rack of a gas station in Mojave, CA, and I’m really just… oh, wait… that actually seems about right. Carry on.