Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• I’m not so much Jewish for the business and holidays as I am for the food and medical care.
• I often use the Detective Fitch interrogation technique on my dog after “incidents.”
• Carrying 500 grams of meth and a snubbed .38 in my car seemed like a good idea at the time.
• I would never watch the first season of “Felicity” after a breakup. (I’m more of a “Gilmore Girls” griever.)
• Talk about a fear of death – I won’t even go near brown bananas.