Real Casting Notices I’ve Seen This Week.

• Major production company is looking for amazing singers with missing teeth.
• Looking for conjoined twins for a brand new prime-time show. Please email pictures if you are interested.
• Are you currently engaged, and going to miss celebrating with that special someone you lost in the 9/11 tragedy? Please send a current photo of you and your fiancé.
• Looking for heavily tattooed males who can sing.
• Two Male Dancers are needed as backup for a Madonna impersonator. **PLEASE NOTE YOUR EXPERIENCE**
• Do you have unusual dating habits or obsessions? Whether you are a Trekkie, fan of zombies, fan of vampires, love to wear diapers, atlasphere fans, furry fans, farmers, attracted to inmates, whatever it may be that is your passion or your hobby we want you!
• Person under 4’0” who is an excellent guitar player.