Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Get Your Own Gig, Rog.


People who are unoriginal are boring. There’s always someone who does what you’re trying to do better than you. It’s like a bad comic doing Al Pacino – I’d rather watch Al Pacino.

And yesterday, in an interview on ESPN, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell did a really bad Matt Shevin. I did the raccoon-eyes shtick first, on my comedy reel, sir. Been done.

I’ll stick to comedy, and you stick to drama. And by drama I mean earning $10 million a year to oversee a lockout and not have games this season.

Stay out of my sun, Goodell.