Saturday, December 4, 2010

You Can’t Spell “Reality Show” Without “Klassy.”

From a casting call sent out this week. You know this show is legitimate and tasteful because they used all caps. And what a huge opportunity for all you ladies dating my dad:

“ARE YOU READY TO DUMP YOUR BOYFRIEND BECAUSE…”

ARE YOU READY TO DUMP YOUR BOYFRIEND BECAUSE.... HE'S CONTROLLING? HE MONITORS YOUR FOOD INTAKE? CALLS YOU NAMES? LOOKS THROUGH YOUR PHONE/COMPUTER? DOESN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY? IS LAZY? HE DOESN'T GET ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY? HE DOESN'T TRUST YOU? HE DOESN'T HELP OUT AROUND THE HOUSE? IF ANY OF THESE APPLY NOW TO BE A PART OF A FUN NEW SHOW ON A MAJOR NETWORK. THIS COULD BE YOUR CHANCE TO FINALLY PUT AN END TO ALL OF HIS ANNOYING HABITS AND MAKE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WORK! THIS IS A FEEL GOOD SHOW WHOS AIM IS TO HELP YOUR RELATIONSHIP