If I so much as stumble upon one more acting-facility bathroom that looks like an effin' tsunami passed through it, you’re gonna have to send the men in white coats for me.
I thought only acting classroom bathrooms should be condemned, until I splooshed into this quagmire, in the men’s room of a big casting studio. Come to think of it, every time I’m there I’m ankle-deep in something rank.
Have a great weekend. I’ll be busy treating the staph infection I've now contracted.