Once Again, Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• When it comes to winning negotiations in relationships, I oughta be disbarred.
• I would kill to put “busting up white alliances” under the special skills on my résumé.
• Knowing that even God gets the “I don’t have a cell phone” line from women will save me from years of additional therapy.
• That was the dysfunctional-family role I spent an entire childhood preparing for.
• Trust me – contacting the birth parents of a woman you fish out of the river is not nearly as good as it sounds.