Thanksgiving for me is so much more than the day we honor Elin taking a five-iron to Tiger's Ambien-overdosed noggin.It’s a chance for me to give thanks to all the people, places and things that made my blog possible this past year. Here goes:
- My turtleneck
- Blue Man makeup on my eyeball
- Dudes around LA dressed like lady liberty
- Cobblermania
- Mexican Santa
- Nine feet of sandwich
- Nude Nuns with Big Guns
- Top-hat wearing personal injury attorney
- Ice cream dosed with dog antibiotics
- Guy out strolling in underwear with a security device still attached
- Kid who impaled himself on the waiting-room bench
- Boner pills
- Ginormous elephant poop
- Three guys I’d like to choke
- Louisiana Fried Chicken
- Cute, dancing stoner chick
- Guy sporting a toupee with the top down
- Dirty Old Mark Sanchez
- Jewish Rudy (AKA Jewdy)
- Woman who crashed through that fence
