Native Americans may have invented pot-luck, but us whiteys perfected it.A few stats from Thanksgiving at my brother’s house:
ATTENDEES: 27
ADDITIONAL ATTENDEES FOR DESSERT: 6
POUNDS OF TURKEY: 40
PIES: 8
STRAWBERRIES EATEN BY MY THREE-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW: STOPPED COUNTING AFTER 30
Gotta run. Leftovers. Can’t blog… eating…
