Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Is Your Peep On The Fritz? See Me.

Why a pit crew member to promote male enhancement? I suppose a guy that can change a tire in four seconds needs to SLOW IT DOWN in the sack.

The Extenze infomercial shoot went really well. Kevin Conway is super cool, and Jimmy Johnson is a bundle of energy. I was shocked when he said he was 67 – I pegged him for 55. And he was wearing one of his Super Bowl rings, and it was gigantic. When I asked him what year it was from, he said, “I don’t know, I just grabbed one on the way out the door.” May we all achieve a smidge of that success.

I stayed locked-in and gave my all yesterday, because the way I see it, if I can just help one old geezer pop wood for his trophy wife, I’ll have done my job.