More Out-Of-Context Thank-You Notes I’ve Recently Written To Casting Directors.

• I tried using a medium once, but he looked suspiciously like the guy who had just installed my muffler.
• This ain’t the Seroquel talking when I say you are my favorite casting director.
• I just drank two 5-Hour Energy bottles. My new bedtime is next Thursday.
• Definitely one of the top-10 getting-strangled-by-a gas-pump shoots I’ve ever been a part of.
• For years, I’ve been speaking to the people in my head. It just never occurred to me I could use them to fight crime.
• You know those hangover pills? I just threw up a bunch of them and feel much better.