Saturday, June 12, 2010

Dammit – My Unicyle Is In The Shop.

High-brow casting call sent out this past week:

Project: 2010 JERRY LEWIS MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY WEEKEND SHOW
Role: [ VARIETY PERFORMERS ]
We will be searching the country for those excellent, entertaining & undiscovered acts which are the trademark of this television event. Dance groups, street performers, Latin groups, drill teams, singers, comics, big bands, choirs, animal acts, magicians, illusionists, impersonators, Doo Wop performers, cyclists, circus performers, jugglers, tumblers, drum lines & any act that will make the phone ring. This telethon is the last television event of its kind. We are always looking to present the utmost in family entertainment...