
Warning: enter, and you’ll feel like you just got run over by Halle Berry.

Watered down so much it’s now just a mere suggestion of soap.

Talk about getting caught with your pants down: TP, Russian style.

Looking for the paper towel dispenser? You’re standing on it.

As you wish.

It’s not “burned out” – it’s “green.”

Even the asbestos can’t hold this joint together.