Yeah, it’s cold here. The “change of seasons” just blows donkey… Suck it, smokers. I used to feel your pain on a long flight in the form of Internet withdrawal. But last night I had in-flight Internet for the first time, with full access to the porn box the entire way to New York. It was nerd’s delight… Getting on the plane, a kooky chick in front of me asked two flight attendants if we were going to get to JFK before or after our arrival time of 11:20. They shrugged their shoulders and then, when the woman was out of earshot, one said, “The effin' crystal ball reader ain’t working today.” I told her that was awesome… Even though I grew up in this house, I’m not here much anymore, and if I have to get up to piss in the middle of the night, let's hope my mom isn’t counting on 100% accuracy.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Day 1: 16° And Snowy.
Yeah, it’s cold here. The “change of seasons” just blows donkey… Suck it, smokers. I used to feel your pain on a long flight in the form of Internet withdrawal. But last night I had in-flight Internet for the first time, with full access to the porn box the entire way to New York. It was nerd’s delight… Getting on the plane, a kooky chick in front of me asked two flight attendants if we were going to get to JFK before or after our arrival time of 11:20. They shrugged their shoulders and then, when the woman was out of earshot, one said, “The effin' crystal ball reader ain’t working today.” I told her that was awesome… Even though I grew up in this house, I’m not here much anymore, and if I have to get up to piss in the middle of the night, let's hope my mom isn’t counting on 100% accuracy.
