Thursday, November 26, 2009

I Give Thanks.

My blog wouldn’t be possible without the help of a lot of people, places and things. So I hereby dole out a few thank-yous to:

  • The McCourt divorce
  • Supermarket rats
  • Colonel Sanders the 2nd
  • Street vomit
  • Candidates for Beating of the Year
  • The threshold my nephew dented with his head
  • Chicks snowboarding in bikinis
  • Benny Agbayani
  • Churches with cockamamie posters out front
  • The Jay Leno disaster
  • My nephew’s diaper
  • Dogs named after me that attack their owner
  • Steve Garvey’s wife
  • The Beverly Hills Police Department
  • Mr. Testicles
Everyone have a happy and a healthy. And remember: white meat's for suckers.