My blog wouldn’t be possible without the help of a lot of people, places and things. So I hereby dole out a few thank-yous to:
- The McCourt divorce
- Supermarket rats
- Colonel Sanders the 2nd
- Street vomit
- Candidates for Beating of the Year
- The threshold my nephew dented with his head
- Chicks snowboarding in bikinis
- Benny Agbayani
- Churches with cockamamie posters out front
- The Jay Leno disaster
- My nephew’s diaper
- Dogs named after me that attack their owner
- Steve Garvey’s wife
- The Beverly Hills Police Department
- Mr. Testicles
Everyone have a happy and a healthy. And remember: white meat's for suckers.
My blog wouldn’t be possible without the help of a lot of people, places and things. So I hereby dole out a few thank-yous to:
