Holy Halloween.

I had such big plans to attend this kickass party in Northridge, but the “no scary costumes” rule is totally putting the kibosh on my costume options: Obama. Guy sleeping in on a Sunday. Third guy on the evolutionary chart. Former altar boy with a really good memory. Gay groom. Guy chowing a Big Mac on a Friday. Black Jesus. Taxes. Black Santa. Bagel with a schmear. An open mind.