Steve Garvey also had his wife sign, and used a bad sports cliché.FINAL ANALYSIS: Steve Garvey is a lunkhead.
LeeAnn Rimes worked her most famous lyric into her message. FINAL ANALYSIS: Extra cheese.
Erik Estrada, who learned Spanish late in life so he could reinvent himself as a Latin soap opera star, wished them “lots of good luck” in his new second language.FINAL ANALYSIS: Ponch es más macho.
Phil Hartman died in ’98, but his sentiment lives on.FINAL ANALYSIS: Wait, this place hasn’t repainted in 11 years? Somebody call the board of health.
Ray Romano: short, sweet, classy.FINAL ANALYSIS: Trust the opinion of a Staten Island Italian when it comes to pizza. Or landfill.
Jay Leno uses the self-portrait caricature that appears at the end of his show.FINAL ANALYSIS: I like it. Jay embraces that he’s a lantern-jawed freak.
Helen Hunt pointed at the poster for Mr. Saturday Night and giddily proclaimed “I’m in that.”FINAL ANALYSIS: Wonder if she’d be so quick to acknowledge she was in Dr. T. and the Women.
