Saturday, September 26, 2009

Free-Throw Shooting Skills On That List?

After knowing each other for all of two months, pot-smoking NBA forward Lamar Odom is marrying reality show pig Khloe Kardashian tomorrow. I heard about this last week, thanks to my Google news alert for “ridiculous disaster.”

They’re registered at Geary’s in Beverly Hills, where they truly put the “k” in “klassy.” The above sitting tiger ($6200) has already been purchased. You can see the rest of the list here: