Saturday, May 23, 2009

This Week In Tragedy.

Sunday night, an earthquake centered near me gave L.A. a good shake. Monday, a rap star was gunned down at the Beverly Center. Tuesday, another quake. And now for the bad news: L.A. Tigers is out of business.

Sure, I can drain a 40-oz. on Dolla’s grave, but where will I purchase him a nice leave-behind? Plus my mom’s birthday is coming up, and Petey is rather partial to top-notch stuffed animals.

Oh, the humanity.