George Carlin once said he liked watching NASCAR because "how else are you gonna get to watch a twelve-car pileup and not be a part of it?"
The same goes for getting knifed on film.
This particular owie comes via a film I shot a couple years ago. The director sent me a copy this week, and I was digging watching me get gutted like a trout.
It's still not quite as sweet as my true-life death-wish – getting assassinated – but it edges out the fate of my opponent, who's apparently peed himself.