The menu for today’s huge Thanskgivingpalooza at my brother’s house:27-lb. turkey
Cornbread stuffing
Regular stuffing
Mashed potatoes
Two types of cranberry sauce
String beans
Mashed yams
Sweet potato pie
Corn soufflé
Salad
Appetizer 1
Appetizer 2
Three-dozen dinner rolls
Cheese
Fruit
Chocolate cake
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
Alternate pie
Two gallons of vanilla ice cream
Four bottles of wine
Beer
Bailey's Irish Cream
Blended gin drinks
Two cases of water
Case of soda
Two-dozen Juicy Juice
Appointment at Torrance Memorial for getting stomach pumped: check.
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Eat like crazy today. You've earned it.
