The best part is finding out which of my neighbors have loud leaf blowers and barking dogs. All of them. The answer is all of them.
But I’m especially impressed with the guy down the street who has turned his garage into the ultimate al fresco Cali workspace, while still retaining its unibomber vibe. I told him if he moved out there because he’s fighting with his wife, he should hire an imaginary coworker to blame things on. You know – “Brad” has been leaving his dirty plates all over the place and we don’t know what to do about him.