Be More Texas.

In Texas, you’re allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man, if I still lived here I’d host SO many parties. 

Question the theme all you want, and the real rod and boat protruding from the wall, but honestly, this is a finely-detailed painting I thought wasn’t created anymore. Yes, it’s at a Whataburger, and yes, it’s above a menu which includes a Dr. Pepper shake, but still. 

Next to my hotel, this rustic wagon is a nice touch. The venomous snakes are a toss-up. 

Bass Pro Shop. Be more Texas.