Friday, October 2, 2020

Should I Be Concerned?

If someone is jogging at 6 a.m. on a Sunday, it’s because he just killed someone, right? 

I’m no expert, other than I’ve killed two people. On TV. That said, yesterday I mentioned to my dry cleaner, Reza, that my Lifetime movie was airing again in two weeks, and he said, “You’re the killer, aren’t you.” 

I asked how he knew. “You look like a killer,” he said. I’m taking that as a compliment, though I did wonder if he had ever removed blood stains from one of my shirts. 

Either way, Her Secret Family Killer airs at 10 p.m. on October 12, and then four hours later at 2 a.m. And for all clothing and tailoring needs, Tiffany Cleaners is kickass.