Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Summer Of Matt.

When I make it huge, I’m going to fill a swimming pool with Diet Coke and hire people to throw Mentos in there the whole time I swim.

Until then, my brother’s neighbors have given us full access to their pool, and we have an arsenal of Super Soakers and waterproof phone pouches. Even if the murder hornets finally get their shit together, we are armed, and ready.