Friday, July 17, 2020

I Risk iPhones For This.

I need a Magic 8-Ball to see if I’m walking over to the beach this weekend or if I’m reshaking it until I am.

It’s true– I’m having surprisingly great summer. A good gauge: even my feet have never been so tan. Maybe I’ll post a pic of them. At the very least, it’ll increase my readership among men’s prisons.

Speaking of which, these days, you can either do the time, or let the time do you. I choose the former.