For winning the national championship in basketball, Maryland was awarded a Waterford crystal trophy. But it was sponsored by Sears, so it feels like it should have an autumn leaves portrait-background.
Straws kill turtles, so thank god my frat brother Brian didn’t have one in his drink as he high-fived the school mascot.
University of Maryland Fire Marshal Alan Sactor must have one bitch of a job counting the number people in the arena every night.
Others have copied, but we did it first: the flag drop. Here it is in action. It gives me wood:
