Thursday, November 28, 2019

I Give Thanks.

Time to get really excited about making a huge Thanksgiving feast so that the kids can just eat a roll. 

And time for me to give thanks, for everything that made this blog possible this year:

  • The pubes in my frat’s bathroom 
  • Not dropping my friend’s baby 
  • International Joe Day 
  • Grilled foot 
  • The teasing squirrel 
  • Pete Rose calling me 
  • Spiked soda in a child’s lunch 
  • Writer/director/actor/masturbator Louis CK 
  • Roach Prison, the movie 
  • Three-year-olds with mohawks