Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Happy Birthday Ashley. And America.

4th of July pro tip: If you’re looking for quality, never buy fireworks from a guy with more than seven fingers.

And if you want a quality long-holiday weekend, live next door to my neighbors, who texted me last night: “We have way too much birthday cake here. Can we send some over?”

Hell yes you can. So my holiday started off with chocolate mousse perfection, and it’s all getting better from here.

Have a safe, fun and fattening 4th, everyone.