Game On.

My nephew left a package of cookies at my place, then texted me asking me to not let anyone eat them. So now I’m snapchatting him videos of me eating all his cookies and reminding him of all the times I asked him to do something and he didn’t.

Now that he’s graduated elementary school, he finally earned his own cell phone, which set forth an endless barrage of pictures of my dog’s butt straight into his inbox.

We’ve also sharpened our fine arts skills. I immortalized him by turning him into his least favorite character in the world: Harry Potter.

Highly recommend the cyber-bullying. Bringing families together.