Hail Yeah.

How did people describe the size of hail before the advent of sports?

I’m guessing animal testicles. Well, they weren’t quite rhino, but they sure were irregular for Southern California. A thunderstorm with hail. We all ran out of our homes and offices to investigate. Speaking of which, a local reporter had an instant nipple-hardon:

Wow! We’re out here getting hit with hail in Woodland Hills, CA! Some pieces the size of marbles! We ducked into our car because this stuff hurts! #LARain pic.twitter.com/R3Z0hI22Zj

— Steve Kuzj (@SteveKuzj) March 20, 2019

So lots and lots of rain for a month, and now hail on the first day of spring is the new normal in LA. I’m down.