Thursday, January 17, 2019

I’m Taking A Plane. Then A Train.

If you’d like to avoid getting invited to reunions, ask all your old friends for money.

Or attend the ones featuring successful dudes. I’m heading to DC today so I can attend a reunion dinner with my frat brothers. Then tomorrow, I’m going to visit my old campus at the University of Maryland, then hop on an Amtrak and go to New York for a couple days.

Seeing my frat brothers, the school I loved, and my mom are a few of my favorite things, but I’m really looking forward to the train ride. I always love reenacting the “Papers, Jew” scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Grumpy conductors forewarned.