I Can’t Throw A Punch Without Hitting My Friends.

I gave my stoner friends fruitcake for Christmas, just so I could imagine them hating me while they couldn’t help eating it.

But I celebrate my other friends, especially the ones with prolific careers. Like my friend John Kapelos, who while I was laying on my mom’s couch last week popped up in Nothing in Common. Above is Tom Hanks, Sela Ward, and John.

Or my friend Ariel, playing a doctor on “The Drew Carey Show”. (One scene after my friend Marci played a nurse!)

On the other hand, you know who aren’t friends? At last night’s Sugar Bowl, the Texas and Georgia mascots:

Whoa. Bevo just went after Uga!pic.twitter.com/rjCXk7IbWi

— Mike Leslie (@MikeLeslieWFAA) January 2, 2019