Another good use for Windex is killing flies. One got into my place Monday night, and while he took a break on the front of my flat screen, I squirted him dead. Unfortunately, the Windex seeped into the TV’s motherboard, and my TV and the fly now have adjoining graves.
These are errors of substance and judgment. I can be such an idiot sometimes.
After kicking myself thoroughly, I replaced the old TV with a fresh new one. As is customary, while dragging the Samsung it into the house, I told Ricky to meet his new brother. And let us never speak of this again.
